And Now, I'll Explain Everything

I had intended to blog this last week, but didn't get to it. We had some season finale's and some other odd occurances on some of the other shows I follow.

So, I'm going to reveal some things I think are happening. Don't read if you don't want to know.

Battlestar Galactica:
- When the season ended, a year had passed and we were on New Caprica. Baltar was President and the Cylons had just arrived for tea.
What do I think? Some sort of dream sequence. Remember that the transition between a year previous and a year later was Baltar falling asleep on his desk. It'll suck if I'm right, but we'll see.

Stargate SG-1:
- Not a very compelling ending, really. However, we do see that Vala starts having labor pains. Who's baby is it?
What do I think? The baby is King Arthur. How many times did the town elder say that "if someone pulled the stone, Arthur would return"? The baby will age dramatically (ala Spock in ST III: TSFS) and drive off the Ori.

24:
- Audrey is being set up, obviously. I say this because the PROMO on Fox for last week's episode described this female information broker by saying "Jack has never encountered a foe like her". Nothing she did in that episode made her any huge villian. Remember that SOMEONE knew Jack was still alive outside of Tony, Michelle, Palmer and Chloe. I doubt that Chloe is the villain and it's not Robocop. There's still someone else out there.
What do I think? Kim's gross boyfriend-doctor is involved. Chloe got caught checking up on Kim and that tipped them off that Jack was alive. Also, notice that the election is next year, as was mentioned in this last episode. We'll be back to a political season with the Vice President as a major bad guy.

Lost:
- The writers don't have a damn clue what's happening. They're just writing week after week trying to pay off their mortgages as fast as possible.

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