Hybrids: Do They Have The Same Power As Conventional

I've been considering purchasing a hybrid vehicle due to the ever-increasing gas prices. Hybrids are part battery powered, part combustion engine driven. Once the car is up to speed, the combustion engine kicks off in favor of the battery engine. The big concern, is whether or not the hybrids have the same power (or "balls" to use the technical term) as a standard 4 or 6 cylinder engine.

Well fortunately, we have proof that hybrids such as the Prius have the amazing ability to do over 100 mph. This was recently tested and proven in a high-speed car chase with Santa Ana Police by Al Gore's son, Al Gore III. A documentation of the research is located here.

Now, it should be pointed out that several chemical compounds, such as marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall which were used in the testing process are not necessary to achieve the same results in subsequent experiments.

Testing of this nature is also very expensive, as noted by the $20,000 donation that Al Gore III is expected to pay to continue his research outside of a 6x8 concrete and barred facility in Santa Ana.

All I can say is thank God we have Americans like Al Gore III to risk life and limb in this way to prove conclusively that we can all convert to gas-efficient hybrid automobiles without sacrificing the power that our automobile conscious society has grown to expect.