Soon To Be Classics

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Star Wars R Us

In most recent offering of "craptastic" Star Wars toys, the characters that we're SUPPOSED to take seriously have now been transformed into...



Tee hee. Here's the posted list of the character you will buy and what he will change into:

Anakin Skywalker Starfighter
Boba Fett Slave 1
Darth Maul Sith Infiltrator
Darth Vader TIE Advanced
General Grievous Wheel Bike
Luke Skywalker X-Wing Fighter
Obi-Wan Kenobi Jedi Starfighter

The Complete Line

Since LucasFilm is just trying to bury this franchise, here are a few ideas for George:

Tickle Me Vader
General Grievous' Home Emphazema Playset
Midichlorians In My Pants
Star Wars Operation, The Wacky Doctors Game ("Give birth to Luke & Leia, but watch out! BZZZZZZT!! Oh sorry, you just lost the will to frickin live.")
Star Wars Clue ("Who killed Anakin? It was Yoda, in the study, with a pipe wrench!" - Ah, to dream.)
Star Wars Ouji Board ("Speak to the lost plot of the Star Wars saga!")
Star Wars Barrel of Jedis


  • I'm just waiting...buying my time until the Caldera Righim figure comes out. will all bow down to me!!!

    ...or something

    By Blogger TheGirard, at 7:30 AM  

  • But what would your transformer turn into?

    By Blogger Mkae, at 12:18 PM  

  • Wow... those are terrible. I generally think SW toys are cool, but these are not even remotely appealing.

    By Blogger DanBojo, at 12:27 PM  

  • clearly I would turn into the cantina. have you seen the size of a talz?

    By Blogger TheGirard, at 3:13 PM  

  • They ain't good, but nothing compares to the nadir that is Darth Tater.

    Yours were funny, though, especially Operation.

    By Blogger Shocho, at 11:06 PM  

  • I love Darth Tater!

    By Blogger Hayden, at 10:25 AM  

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